I've been spending quite a considerable time at the Dollar store for some reason, and I feel like there should be some sort of dress code or something.
1. No shirt, No shoes, No service.
Pretty self explanatory and thought to be common sense, until I saw some guy walking around barefoot. Some other guy was just completely thumbing his nose to common sense by being bare-chested and on roller blades. When I told him I didn't think he could be in there, he asked me: "Why, don't you like staring at my sixpack?" Dude,You're at a Dollar store... not the beach. I could care less that you have a sixpack because you seem like a pompous douchebag.
2. Please wear something on your butt, ie pants, shorts, skirts, capris etc.. This goes with the no shirt rule, but people don't consider it as much. Also thought this was a common sense thing too, but I saw a woman wearing no pants/shorts in the store. None. Only a Tshirt that barely covered her butt. Plus, if your kid can walk- it is NOT acceptable to have them walking around in a diaper, especially if they look to be over a year old. There are shorts, Skirts and Dresses to maintain some of your child's dignity.
3. Showing skin-->
3a) See-through tshirts
I know it's popular these days to wear shirts that are kind of see-through, Lacy shirts and shirts that have been stressed in a pattern are all the rage, but there's a certain list of rules that needs to be given out to anyone who buys one.
1. Do not wear this shirt without a cami... and if that's too hard
2. Do not wear this shirt with a contrasting bra, or no Bra at all.
I've seen women who wear these shirts and I've felt like gagging while looking at them. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY NOT BE SELF- CONSCIOUS ON ANY LEVEL?
3b) Open shirts
Hey Guys. I accept that Hawaiian shirts with their light fabric are pretty comfortable in summer. That's great,
but please BUTTON THEM UP. I do not find a beer belly covered in ridiculous amounts of hair attractive in the very least.
3c) Belly shirts
The sale of Belly shirts should be restricted to those under the age of 25, and I mean severely. I am tired of seeing fat old women squeeze themselves into belly shirts. Belly shirts were made for people who don't have bellies. Same thing applies to shirts that are too short. My stomach roils everytime I see some three-hundred pound person who's gut is hanging out of the bottom of their shirt.
3d) Short Shorts
The restrictions mentioned above should be also applied to short shorts. If I can count the veins or wrinkles on your legs, cover that shenanigans up.
I don't get these crusty old grannies walking in the store with half their teeth, booty shorts and a see-through or belly tshirt.
YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!
Just a few tips. Nothing too major.
Enjoy and Dress Responsibly.
